More Real Estate Madness from Posh and Becks

All the UK papers are screaming and shouting that Sexy and The Spice Gurl have finally found their California Shangri-la. The Daily Mail reports the peripatetic duo have made a $20,000,000+ offer for a house on Stradella Road in Bel Air that once belonged to Meg Ryan.

So lickety split we called up our pal Montgomery Clift who knows the house because she’s been in the house. Great views, screening room, 6,877 square feet, heavy duty security, five bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, attached guest house for the staff.

But Monte also says that while the house is quite nice and the neighborhood stellar, she thinks the immigrants would be overpaying by millions for the house if they paid upwards of $20 million. And Monte would know. Bitch grew up in a Bel Air mansion and sells them for a living.

All we’ve got to say, is we hope these two buy this damn house so Your Mama can get some rest. Even though the Spice Gurl is working on a reality show about her boring self (natch), Your Mama predicts that when the eagle has finally landed and these two get moved to Los Angeles no one will pay any attention to them. Fame is ugly that way.

More to come if we can bear it.

Science Proves Men are Obsessed with Privates

The Online Journalism Review reported on the use of an eye-tracker to document what people focus on while reading the Web. An unexpected revelation from the study was that men like to look at crotches a lot more often than women.

“Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett…men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed. This image of George Brett was part of a larger page with his biographical information. All users tested looked the image, but there was a distinct difference in focus between men and women. Coyne adds that this difference doesn t just occur with images of people. Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site.”

Does that make the American Kennel Club site NSFW?

This hypothesis held true for my own study regarding maps. Men spent an unhealthy amount of time fixated on Florida.

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The unofficial list of top ten celebrity kisses

Kissing, smooching, lip locking, spit swapping call whatever you fancy but this ancient art of mutually putting labial pressure on your partner of choice has always been a thing to talk about.

Celebrities are often cornered by the media for this intimate act which they carry out in the public.

Lets see some of the famous cases of celebrities swapping spit. We will count backwards while deciding the winner among some of the best acts displayed.

Couple Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman’s honeymoon kiss is at No. 10.

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell’s french kiss stands on 9th.

Sexy Mary Carey is placed on the 8th position as she explores a fan.

Ivana Trump and her boytoy Rossano Rubicondi claim the 7th position.

Richie Sambora and Denise Richards at No. 6.

Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan comes 5th place with their silent act.

No. 4 is claimed by Mr and Mrs Gere.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes comes the third best, with their submissive act.

Tommy Lee and rockstar Lukas Rossi claim the second position with their spit swapping act.

And the winners are obviously Britney Spears and Madonna who knew their act very well.

P.S.- The ratings are as per my mental frame and it may differ from your thoughts.
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More Fuel for the Ashton-Demi Baby Fire

The announcement should be coming any day, but for now here is the latest from Demi’s publicist:

“If or when Demi is pregnant, she and her husband will decide if that extremely private information should be made public.”

In another obvious act, the media has been warned not to dig into Ashton’s beeswax at the press conference he will be holding for his new upcoming show, The Real Wedding Crashers. An email that was sent out said the following:

“Questions will be taken from in-person journalists as well as from press on the phone “Please do not ask Ashton Kutcher any ‘personal’ questions.”

So discreet.

Lindsay Lohan runs into photographer with her car

I feel bad for her. The guy was really faking his pain to the max. I would be stressed out if I had a million photographers chasing me.

Tori Spelling Gives Birth to Latest Celebrity Baby

What, no David Silver, Jr.?

Tori Spelling gave birth yesterday to a boy with husband actor Dean McDermott.

The couple christened the child Liam Aaron McDermott, disappointing those who had hoped it would be named in honor of Tori’s Bevery Hills, 90210 boyfriend.

Liam weighed 6 lbs, 6 oz – or nearly as much as Keira Knightley – and was born at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Spelling and McDermott were married in May 2006 and have been going broke ever since. This is the first child for Spelling and second child for McDermott, who has a son from a previous marriage.

The countdown is now on to see if we’ll get pics of little Liam before actual photos of Jayden James Federline.

A source close to the couple says: “Everyone is happy and healthy.”

With the exception of Dylan McKay, that is. We assume he’s off brooding somewhere.

Angelina Jolie Overwhelmed With UN Work

Angelina Jolie says her work as a humanitarian ambassador for the United Nations at first left her tearful and overwhelmed. “The first two years I just cried constantly,” the actress told Newsweek. “I couldn’t really talk about the situation without being emotional. And I went through a period of just complete lack of hope.” During her February visit to the Oure Cassoni camp on the border between Darfur and Chad she came across a disturbed 7-year-old boy whose family had tied him to a pole to stop him wandering away or banging himself. The boy had spent 48 hours hiding in the bush after his village was bombed. “I talked to him for like half an hour and just kind of looked at him for a long time before he touched me,” Jolie told the magazine, “and there was a little boy in there who was open to a kind sound.” Jolie has visited camps in Africa, Pakistan and Cambodia as part of her work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. She said she travels unaccompanied on commercial flights, and doesn’t care about people who describe what she does as celebrity tourism. “I don’t know if anybody saying that has spent the last six years of their life going to over 30 camps and really spending time with these people,” said Jolie, who wants to return to Cambodia. Angelina Jolie in Chad

Fergie Was Banned From A Plane For Being Drunkalicious

Mushy meth face Fergie was banned from boarding a flight because the train wreck was described as being “too drunk to travel.”

Fergie was supposed to travel with the rest of The Peas but she couldn’t even walk straight.

An onlooker said,

“She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn t believe it.

“She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.”

A spokesperson for airline Virgin Atlantic says, “We can confirm a female passenger was denied from boarding as she appeared intoxicated and was therefore unsuitable for travel.”

Fergie’s drunken ass delayed the flight for an hour while her luggage was removed. WTF?!!!! How many things does she pack?

The cherry on top? The rest of The Peas left her drunk as stranded as they remained on board for their London bound flight.

Luv it!

source: PRI

Lindsay Lohan s Dad Released From Prison

The estranged father of actress Lindsay Lohan has been released from a New York state prison after serving almost two years for driving while intoxicated and other charges, according to news reports.

Michael Lohan said now that he is a free man, he wants to repair his unsteady relationship with his 20-year-old daughter. “I’m going to wait, and when she sees I’m walking the walk, I’m hopeful she’ll open the door,” he told Newsday in Wednesday’s editions.

He was released from Collins Correctional Facility near Buffalo on Tuesday, Linda Foglia, a spokeswoman for the state Department of Corrections, told CBS Interactive.

Lohan had been jailed since June 30, 2005, for attempted assault and other charges.

The attempted assault charge stemmed from an attack on his brother-in-law at a party.

While awaiting sentencing, he was charged with driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle when his car went off the road. His car struck a pole and was engulfed in flames. Lohan wasn’t hurt.

Lohan told Newsday that while he was in prison, he went to Bible college and became a minister with the Assemblies of God Ministry. “I want to help people,” he said. “I don’t want them to fall into the same traps I did.”

A message left for Lohan’s lawyer was not immediately returned.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen died

… and these are their corpses. Oh, wait a minute…