Nicole has low blood sugar

Nicole Richie’s rep has come up with another excuse to explain her client’s ongoing health issues. After reports earlier today that Richie had collapsed again on the set of The Simple Life, her rep says, “In her ongoing effort to focus on her well-being, Nicole has recently been diagnosed with hypoglycemia… [She] is taking steps to manage it.” (Hypoglycemia is essentially low blood sugar.) A source on the set of the show told People mag, “Four or five times she’s felt really faint and almost passed out. She has to go into her trailer for a good part of the day.”

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Queen Latifah Has Built-In Flotation Devices

Queen Latifah emerges from the Maui surf this week rocking a natural ‘fro and flashing some sort of universal maritime distress signal at the photogs taking her picture. Hopefully someone rushed to the Queen’s aid and administered some old fashioned CPR to those humongous flotation devices of hers.

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Some New Official Covers!

Here’s the official cover of the new Amerie album! As you know the new record is titled “Because I Love It” and the first single of it is the hot song “Take Control” that leaked time ago. The new material will be in stores on April 28th (Australia), April 30th (UK) and May 16th (Japan). There’s no US release date yet though it’s most likely to be for the summer like maybe on June. Talkin’ about the cover, i totally like it! I love the outfit she’s wearing, the hair, the colors of the picture and the idea of the multiple Ameries. I’m looking foward for this album since i like the first single and some of the mixtape she released time ago [Credit: AmerieWeb.com 4 all!]

Here’s the official cover of the new Mandy Moore album titled “Wild Hope” that will be in stores on June 19th! The lead single might be “Extraordinary” cause i mean some songs have leaked but i haven’t read any confirmation yet about any being the first single. Talkin’ about the cover, mmm it’s good. I don’t know if i like the kind old look the gave to the photo, i would have liked a cover like the promo pictures she has on her official website, like a humble look, maybe only focusing on her head i dunno anyways it’s good. Enjoy

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SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

Reports online claim Britney Spears, fresh out of rehab, is set to share custody of her two children with her estranged hubby before eventually gaining sole custody of Sean-P and Jayden-J. But a source close to Kevin Federline tells ‘Extra’ that Brit’s estranged husband and his attorney “are not about to return the kids as a reward for completing rehab. Kevin has had full custody for six weeks prior to her rehab… and will continue to have custody. [Britney] will have increased custody as long as she demonstrates she’s living life with the best interests of her children.”

File this one under the ‘Oh, No He Didn’t’ folder!

I Heart They Hated Huckabees

These videos from the set of I Heart Huckabees are sprouting like evil mushrooms around the net though YouTube keeps pulling them down. So watch while you can. The first is Lily Tomlin pissed off and frustrated at the shooting of a sequence (Dustin Hoffman & Isabelle Huppert are mostly mum). The second is the director himself absolutely losing his shit. NSFW and also NSFLTLBDORISIMTHITC hich translated is Not Safe For Lily Tomlin Lovers Because David O’Russell Is So Incredibly Mean To Her In This Clip.

I really love this movie so the end result was worthwhile but surely a great movie could’ve still emerged from a less volatile set. All I know is that I would have hated to be a Human Resources Manager on this production or be whoever fills that type of role on a film set.

Don’t cry for me, Sanjaytina

Although I’ve given up on American Idol, I watched it last night. There’s nothing else on TV on Tuesday, so what else am I supposed to do? Turn off the TV, you say? ARE YOU MAD??? If I turned off the TV, I wouldn’t have witnessed the greatest thing to happen to American Idol ever. For some reason, there was a girl in the audience, whose age and mental state will be decided at a later time, who could not stop crying. If you missed it, here’s a bit:

Now, you may watch this clip and say – “Hey Girl #1! You’re a dick! That’s just a cute little girl who is overcome with joy at seeing this soon-to-be really gay Indian boy trying to rock!”. Perhaps it was the bottle of wine that I swiftly consumed before I subjected myself to the gut-wrenching pain that is American Idol, but I found this to be incredibly hilarious. The show should be renamed “The Crying Girl Happy Funtime Hour” and have the singing just be secondary. Around 2:08 in the video, you see the first of MANY instances in which this girl squeezes out some tears for the camera. Fake crying is fine by me, don’t get me wrong. I will fake cry to get out of any situation I don’t want to be in. Parking tickets, work, giving a blow job, walking down the street…ANYTHING. But something was just hilariously wrong with this girl. And where the hell is her family? Did they just let this crying girl wander in and have a seat right next to the judges? I call shenanigans on American Idol! But a good shenanigans, nonetheless. If anything, I respect American Idol more for exploiting a mildly retarded youngster’s emotions while subjecting a 17-year-old kid to the ridicule of the entire country. Way to bring the children down, American Idol. If you keep the crazy crying girl, you just may win me back.

Joss Stone in a Bikini

Sorry to say the girl makes me feel sick, go away and hide you MINGER.

Sienna Miller takes the Wheel

I’m a little confused on exactly what she is doing. But if I were around I’d stay away.

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Scarlett, Rose, Nicky, and Janice Put in Qualifying Bids for the Flash-a-Lympics

Did someone declare today official poons ‘n’ pontoons day and forget to tell us? Because in our morning search for our Sexy Lady Story, we were barraged with upskirts, side boobs, see-throughs, anything that’s hot but doesn’t constitute actual nudity. It’s as if all of Hollywood saw Lindsay Lohan’s brave reveal of hose-clad clam and partial yam in one day and said, “Damn bitch, I can top that. Get a load of this!” After the cut, get a gander at the ladies’ best efforts.

Slade’s Orange County Mess

SELLER: Slade
LOCATION: 14 Meadow Wood Drive, Coto De Caza, CA
PRICE: $1,725,000
SIZE: 4,800 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Spectacular elegant customized hoome with high ceiling, large rooms, travertine floors, custom light fixtures, new double ovens, microwaves, 4 dishwasher drawers, Cooks delight kitchen, with exotic granite Island, cozy breakfast nook, Large over sized family room, Large bedrooms and romantic master, circular driveway and premier cul de sac location make this a must see home. Recently remodeled and ready for your choice in new carpet.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Oh lawhd hunnies, when we first saw this posted on the excellent Curbed LA website we just about lost our minds. Every Tuesday Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter sit down to watch The Housewives of Orange County and every week we are left breathless at the confusing and upsetting lives of the citizens of Coto De Caza. Many a scene were filmed in this house which was the home base for hunky Slade and his girlfriend Jo.

Before anyone gets up on a high horse and tries to tell Your Mama we’re just jealous we don’t have a big multi-million dollar Mcmansion in a gated community and a money tree in the backyard, let us tell you we would sooner slit our own throat than live down behind the Orange Curtain. We have been to the slums of Johannesburg babies, and believe Your Mama when we tell you, Soweto is a better place to live. Surely if the devil walks the face of the earth, he would choose to live down in Coto De Caza with all those crazy bitches with fake titties, fake tans, and fake teeth. Fake. Fake. FAKE. And the snotty children…don’t even get Your Mama started on those ungrateful little brats who imagine they have enough money they don’t need to be educated. Please.

If you missed the season finale, you might be wondering why the good looking but half-witted Slade would be selling his suburban house of horrors. Here’s a recap. Jo, the “girlfriend,” who shamefully and disturbingly acts and talks like a seven year old girl most of time, up and left Slade for a life of late nights and public vomiting in Hollywood. She was not ready to be a semi-retired housewife restricted to the confines of backyard barbecues and soccer mommies gossiping about plastic surgery victims. We can’t really blame her for that, Your Mama would surely stroke out in that environment too. And, this is the best part, bitch went to Hollywood pursue her dream to be a pop star. Stop laughing now babies, she says she’s serious about it and she’s even met with a music producer with fingers full of bling and a klassy pimped out Bentley.

So off she goes, flying up the 405 in the Mercedes Slade paid for, declaring her independence all the way to the tacky two bedroom apartment she was planning on sharing with her slightly less retarded friend J.J.

Poor Slade. Left alone to ramble around in that big, ugly house all by himself. Well, turns out the ignoramus can’t just move on and find a new high-maintenance hussy who wants to live behind the gates of Hell. For reasons Your Mama can not comprehend, he really loves Jo. So what does the little bugger do? He puts the house on the market and moves to Hollywood where he is going to be Jo’s music manager. Yes children, you read that correctly. If he can’t be the boyfriend, apparently he’ll settle for being the manager.

Your Mama just thinks that’s sad. No. More than sad. Utterly depressing. Your Mama suspects a reality show spin off is desperately being shopped around. Which is even more depressing.

Slade’s house is being listed by none other than the real estate maven housewife Jeana Keough, for whom Your Mama has a soft spot. Poor thing has to raise up those nasty kids without any help from her surly huzband. Anyhoo, Your Mama suspects a house like this is a hot commodity in Coto, however, we are sorry to say we can’t find one thing in this house we can say something positive about.

The unnerving spectacle of the house really speaks for itself, but we have to tell the children the three most pressing issues we have with the house.

First off we have the acres of white carpeting. Does anyone really think white wall to wall carpeting is a good idea? It’s not. Ever. Even if you’re Barbra Streisand.

Secondly, those recliners in the “media room” are so unbelievably horrid Your Mama doesn’t even know where to begin. Thankfully those tacky excuses for chairs do not come with the house.

And one thing that is not visible in the photos is that this house does not have a swimming pool or a spa. Now, we don’t know about any of you, but that seems criminal. Who in Coto would dare not to have such standard equipment? That alone could keep this house from selling.

We’re sure some leather skinned mommy will pull up in her Escalade and feel in her fake little heart that she’s found the perfect house for her and her family. The only good that we see in all of this? Jeana gets a big fat commission check.

Source: Curbed LA, ReMax