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Lindsay Lohan must have run into her dad

Maybe Lindsay Lohan ran into her dad, who found Jesus in jail and had some sort of divine help to secure his early release for multple charges including assault and DUI. Lindsay was seen with a religious book in her car outside paparazzi target restaurant The Ivy. Lohan’s dad was released from jail on March 13th, and she reportedly went to great lengths to ensure he didn’t show up at a party she was guest DJing at last Thursday. Lohan coped with the stress with a little help from Grey Goose in a Voss water bottle.

Lohan’s dad wrote her at least two public letters from jail urging her to turn her life over to God for His help conquering her demons. From a curious drawing he penned from prison and sent to the NY Daily News, he seems to see her as some sort of victim of fame and its minions.

So perhaps Michael Lohan gave Lindsay that biblical book, titled “God’s Promises,” or maybe she popped into an AA meeting and got it from a fellow attendee. One of the tenets of AA are the “Promises” from the Big Book, which aren’t exactly God’s promises, but could be related enough to explain how they might end up in Lohan’s car.

Nice to see Lohan’s gilded handcuff are still hanging from her rearview mirror.

Lohan’s mom Dina was dropped from a scheduled Thursday morning appearance on The View. Producers decided that she wasn’t suitable for the show after Rosie read excerpts from her Bazaar interview on the air and rightfully dissed her. Dina painted herself as a friend who parties with her daughter, and said she was “living the American dream.”

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Britney Spears Still Loaded with Plenty of Camel Toe

Britney Spears is worth an estimated $100 million. The singer’s enormous wealth was revealed in leaked documents drawn up by the legal team who prepared her premarital agreement with estranged husband Kevin Federline. Britney, who has agreed to give Kevin $10 million (or just $1) in their divorce settlement, has made $26.5 million from her music career alone. Lea Goldman, the associate editor of business bible Forbes magazine, said: “She is a very wealthy woman and protected by an ironclad prenuptial agreement.” Her contract with Zomba Records earned her $6.72 million for her last album ‘Into the Zone’ and the accompanying 2004 tour netted her an estimated $20 million. Music royalties from films and adverts make Britney around $60,000 a year. She also has an estimated $33.25 million in six high-interest bank accounts. Her endorsement deals have earned her $21.6 million, including the record-breaking $9.27 million Pepsi deal she signed in 2001. The ‘Toxic’ singer also has deals with Samsung, Toyota, Kirin, Proactiv, Skechers and Nabisco. Britney’s 2004 deal with Elizabeth Arden earns her royalties on best-selling signature fragrance Curious, plus a skin-care and cosmetics line, amounting to $16.7 million. She is guaranteed to annually earn between $1.96 million and $2.94 million until 2009 from the deal. Britney owns four homes, including properties in Malibu and Orlando, plus a vast Louisiana forest – the total worth of which is around $22.6 million. The 25-year-old has also earned $6.5 million from her TV appearances, plus magazine and film deals – including $3 million for her role in ‘Crossroads’. Britney, who checked out of Malibu’s Promises rehab centre this week, has been advised to try and revive her music career as soon as possible. Executive editor of Rolling Stone magazine Joe Levy said: “The best thing Britney can do right now is take some time away for herself and make a great record. “The old saying is that she’s just one hit away from a comeback. Side by side is the saying that there’s no such thing as bad publicity.” Forbes magazine recently ranked Britney as the 12th richest woman in entertainment. Here are pics of Britney Spears back on March 14th while in rehab. She went to a Malibu gas station to pick up a few small things. Although her face is covered it’s Brit’s style. Her reported coca-cola binge in rehab could explain those thighs.

Leslie Vernon Keeps Rising… In My Estimation

If you’re in Los Angeles, not only is it sunny and warm and I hate you but tomorrow night you could go and see a special Midnight screening of Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon with all the cast there in person. So do go, Angelenos, and support this terrific flick, please. I implore you! Good stuff like this needs to be supported!

And if you ain’t in LA, the film’s playing in select theaters all over the country; here’s where.

It’s been heckfire busy (that’s very) with me at my real job so I haven’t had the proper time to post on this movie like I want to, but here’s a blurb that sums up my opinion albeit briefly, courtesy of Stephen Hunter at The Washington Post:

“The movie has more cleverness than violence, and its breakdown of cliches is vivid and witty. [Nathan] Baesel is an extraordinary presence, holding the film together with his mesmerizing performance, charm and openness, and [Angela] Goethals measures up to him.”

It’s really a smashing good time, and Baesel is a superstar to me now. LOVE him. The below pics are him from the TV show Invasion:

(from his website)

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Dina Lohan wants to teach Britney’s mom a lesson in parenting

Mother of the Year Dina Lohan is bashing Britney Spears’ mother for not being a media whore like she is:

“I don’t know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I’m a mom. The girl is a beautiful kid. She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack. Her mother, I’m surprised she didn’t come forward. I’m not gonna sit back and go, ‘You’re gonna trash my kid?’ If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal’s office. Hello?”

You tell her Dina! Why can’t everyone be a great mom like you? I bet that bitch Lynne Spears doesn’t even share her coke with Britney! You know, between you and her loving father, Lindsay is so lucky have such a wonderful family life.

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Heather Mills is delusional

Heather Mills told Larry King that she had more money before she married Paul McCartney than she does now according to IOL. “If I was interested in making money, I'd be more well off than before I was married to Paul. I'm actually less well off. I gave up a lot of opportunities when I got married. I had a much better quality lifestyle and more money before I married.” Seriously what did she give up? Posing for how-to-sex books? Wearing fur? Please marrying Paul McCartney gave her a daughter and a better quality of lifestyle like charity organizations actually making her a spokesperson (granted most dropped her after the divorce) and she got to be on Dancing with the Stars. Please would the show have taken if she was never married to McCartney.

Danielle Lloyd and Shilpa Shetty (Playboy Photos)

Here are hot photos of Danielle Lloyd and Shilpa Shetty, put together like vinegar and water. Danielle was Miss Great Britain, while Shilpa is a hot Bollywood actress. Danielle Lloyd posed nude in Playboy, and had her Miss Great Britain crown stripped for fooling around with one of the judges.

Both Danielle and Shilpa found themselves together on Celebrity Big Brother, an unfortunate event for Danielle because she was caught on video tape making racist comments about Shilpa. As a result, Danielle Lloyd has lost lucrative modeling contracts, and the sympathy has rocketed Shilpa Shetty’s career.

Terrence Howard has a Fun Hole

Page Six ran this little gem today:

TERRENCE Howard has a good sense of humor. On the set of “The Brave One” – in which Jodie Foster seeks vengeance after a brutal attack – a prankster put a sign on Howard’s back saying “Fun hole” with an arrow pointing south. “And he had it on for 30 minutes before he realized it was there,” said an insider. “He then put it on the back of the person he thought did it.” And these people get paid millions, plus free food.

This is clearly just Page Six’s attempt to plug “The Brave One”, but I really hope this actually happened. I’m going to try to incorporate “fun hole” into my conversations in at least 7 different ways today, and I suggest you do the same. Need help? Here’s a sample conversation that you should try to have:

You: Oh hey, Sally – How’s it going!

Sally: Not bad, what did you do last night?

You: Oh you know, I went to the bar, got fangled in the fun hole, the usual…

Sally: What?

You: Nothing…

Paris Hilton Has Become A Model

She looks great! She is such a natural model. She’s so talented at it. I think her body is getting much better. Paris Hilton – 2 Be Free Fall 2007 Collection