If you trust the calendar, summer is one month away. But why trust the calendar when the summer movies are already playing? It’s the ‘Lusty Month of May’ so herewith a tour of ten men who will (hopefully) be turning up the temperature on the big screen. Thank god for air conditioning. Consider them fodder for your daydreams on the beach before your evenings at the movie theater.
Pssst 1. No May releases included –thus no Pirates. Depp and Bloom won’t be hurting for coverage elsewhere.
Pssst 2. Next week, the ladies…
Top Ten Men ~ Summer Movie Season 2007
10 Bruce Willis - Live Free or Die Hard
Oh, daddy! I was surprised to find myself thrilled for the return of this superhero franchise. Oh, c’mon…John McClane might as well be wearing tights and cape he’s so damn indestructible.
09 James McAvoy - Becoming Jane
One of last year’s breakout actors is back with a new spin on the cocksure careless flirt he excelled with in The Last King of Scotland. Bonus points: He gets naked again. Anne Hathaway likes what she sees. Don’t you? [more on McAvoy]
08 George Clooney - Oceans 13
I’m demoting all the “sexiest men alive” a bit. Just to play fair. I know that some people find the Clooney unbearably cocky/smarmy. But humor is a great aphrodisiac and he has just the right blend of classic appeal and comic timing –love his broad roll of the eyes in this trailer reacting to Andy Garcia’s “I was born ready” [more on George]
07 Bj rn Hlynur Haraldsson - 11 Men Out
This 32 year old Icelandic actor stars as a soccer player who makes a media splash when he comes out of the closet in this sports comedy from Iceland (pictured right -”I’ll give you a story that sells”). Bj rn looks a bit like Dominic West with a smudge of Heath Ledger (?) On the silent serious side in photos. Hopefully there’s a fun side. I found one smile for this collective photo op below.

06 Patrick Wilson - Evening
Probably heading for the hall of fame. But after the workout he got as the object of lust in last year’s suburban marital drama… well, that’ll be tough to top. I’m thinking he’s closer to a PG thrill for Evening’s Claire Danes than that decidely R rated plaything he was for Kate Winslet.
05 Daniel Craig -The Invasion
Another hall of famer. But… he gets enough play here @ The Film Experience already and how much sexiness do they really need in this Body Snatcher rethink? Not that he won’t bring it anyway… I’m considering this a mere warmup to the rematch with Invasion co-star Nicole Kidman in The Golden Compass at the end of the year. [previous TFE Craig-centric stuff and also check out trailer excitement over at MNPP]

04 Arthur Dupont -One to Another
I figured I should throw a bone to someone in the younger range. I’m picking this 22 year old Gallic actor. Why? Well, it’s just on faith that the French know what they’re doing when it comes to cinematic sex. Dupont’s film (Chacun sa nuit is the French title) asks him to be the object of desire for men, women, and even (or especially) his sister. Let’s hope he lives up to his plot purpose. I thought about giving this one to Charlie Cox (Stardust) but decided to go foreign instead. Shia LaBeouf (The Transformers) was another option but I’m guessing he doesn’t get a polysexual groove on in that film. That would give “transformer” another meaning entirely.
03 Chris Evans - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
‘Stop drop and roll’ He’s always on fire. He was the only good thing about the first movie. And he’ll surely provide the spark again. And…my oh my it’s a busy year for him.
02 Brad Pitt - Oceans 13
Perpetually the hottest man on earth. the galaxy. the universe. To play nicely with others, you have to continually demote him when you’re listing. I love him in the Oceans movies. Effortlessly sexy/funny Pitt is often (though not always) preferrable to effortfully sexy/dramatic Pitt. [a lot more Brad]
01 Matt Damon - The Bourne Ultimatum and Oceans 13
He’s getting closer to the big screen’s MVP status every year. One strong performance after another and this summer he has the unique distinction of headlining the only third sequels of the year that probably won’t suck. Plus there’s that hunky masculinity, the quiet intensity and, well… the big guns that have led some people — I’m not naming names– to copious drooling.

If you wanna make your own list, rank them in the comments.
If you’re a picky, cast some aside for your own personal beach season fantasies.
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