Here we have Nicole Richie looking like a picture of good health. But unfortunately, something is wrong with this picture. Can you guess what it is? Let this video of Miss USA falling down serve as the blog’s jeopardy music henceforth:
Times up! If you guessed: her protruding sternum, her stringy hair, her lack of a bra, her emaciated tummy that resembles that of a starving 3rd world child, her deathly pale skintone, or her sunken in eyes…I’M SORRY! You are incorrect. The correct answer is…she is not wearing shoes. Now she has probably caught the AIDS that some homeless man has left on the ground, adding one more problem to her ever growing list of life threatening ailments. Get well soon, Richie!
Denise Richards was snapped with Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, enjoying princess makeovers during the Kidada for Disney Couture Collection event on Thursday. What fun!
In Touch Weekly is reporting that Heidi Montag has been offered One Million Dollars to pose her new plastic surgery body for Playboy Magazine. She had her surgery performed only two months ago, and it seems that the $7000 or so she paid for her breast augmentation has more than paid for itself!
For before and afters of Heidi Montag, click here. Story credit: Cosmetic Makeovers Photo credit: photorazzi.com
Eve recently paired up with Queen Latifah for VH1’s as yet unaired show “Bridging The Gap” to record a new song and discuss each others’ careers. Eve says the Queen convinced her to try singing, which she herself has been doing more of lately, on her new album.
“Recently, she [Queen Latifah] pulled me to the side and she said, ‘you better start singing now. Don t be scared of who you are,’” Eve revealed. “So on this album, I m singing a whole song. My record label has been trying to get me to sing, but I wasn t really into it. I ended up doing it and it turned out to be my favorite song on the album.” (AllHipHop)
I bet that’s not the only thing “King” Latifah convinced her to do. King seems like one of those aggressive lesbians who won’t take no for an answer, like Debbie Allen did to the girls on “A Different World”. LMAO @ King asking Eve go back to the short dyed blonde hair so she looked like the “Cleo” character’s girlfriend in Set It Off.
Photographer Roger Moenks has been working on a photo book of the beautiful heiresses of the world, titled “Inheriting Beauty”, which is set to include Roberta Armani, Dylan Lauren, Allegra Hicks, Nadja Swarovski, and Casey Johnson, among others. A glaring omission from this list: Paris Hilton. Moenks and his editors decided “by unanimous vote” that Paris should not be included in the book of beautiful. “She’s tried to play society like a game of Three-card Monte. Let’s hear it for high standards,” says Moenks’ agent, Marianne Strong. I don’t know what Three-card Monte is, but it must not be very hard to play. Full Monty on the other hand …
Day Watch It’s a sponsors (sidebar) so click away to learn more. I’m not going to pretend that I totally got Night Watch, the first in this popular Russian franchise but it had enough gonzo visual chutzpah to keep the eye busy while the mind was going ‘huh?’ — Anyway, I like vampires Rise: Blood HunterLucy Liu is a a vampire and a vampire assasin. Hmmm, we’ve seen this before ? I love that the trailer says “from the producer of The Grudge and the writer of Gothika” –these are pluses? But then again… vampires (its a programming theme this week, no?) I’m Reed Fish If you’re still wearing black because Gilmore Girls went bye bye, you can see Alexis Bledel @ the movies. Reed Fish (also the screenwriter’s name) is played by Jay Baruchel and the film also features Victor VargasRasuk and Schuyler Fisk Pierrepoint: The Last Hangman Timothy Spall stars as an executioner in the 40s and 50s as public opinion begins to turn against capital punishment. Also starring Juliet Stevenson (who doesn’t work enough –or at least doesn’t get enough worthy roles considering how freaking brilliant she was in Truly, Madly Deeply many moons ago)
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Gracie When I cry in my pillow each night begging for Elisabeth “Sera” Shue to be in more movies… well, this isn’t really what I had in mind –Anyone can play the mom. It’s another inspirational sports drama. Aren’t those supposed to come out in the first quarter of the year? Isn’t that their niche slot? Bitching aside, this is apparently a personal Shue family effort. It’s inspired by true events from their lives, Elisabeth’s husband Davis Guggenheim (An Inconvenient Truth –and yes it is he who won the Oscar, not Al Gore) is directing. Her brother Andrew (Melrose Place) is co-producing and co-starring. So I wish them well. Although I still really must rebitch: if the whole family is going to rally to make a movie can’t Elisabeth Shue get a great lead role instead of playing mom to Carly Schroeder? Knocked Up I normally don’t care that much about box office (too depressing to get invested) but I’m mighty curious as to how well this original comedy will fare in a franchise-overflowing summer. Katherine Heigl stars as the preggers one night stand of Seth Rogen. You knew that already Mr. Brooks Remember that vampiric theme: For this thriller, they’ve raised Demi Moore, Kevin Costner, and William Hurt from the dead. As headliners! It’s 1987!!!
Jessica Simpson was spotted at a pharmacy in LA looking like she just wandered in off the street. You can’t always look your best all the time, but you should never look like this. I’ve seen homeless people who looked more put together. Hell, I’ve seen piles of garbage that looked more presentable. And I have no idea why, but this picture cracks me up. She looks like she stole her pants from some big fat guy named Carl.
Frankee (born Nicole Francine Aiello, on June 9, 1983, in Staten Island, New York) is an American pop and R&B singer. She claims to be the ex-girlfriend of singer Eamon.
In 2003, she appeared on Louie DeVito’s Dance Divas Volume 1, for the track “Making Love (Out of Nothing At All)” under the name Nikki A.
In 2004 she recorded the song “F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back)”. The song uses the same musical arrangement as Eamon’s “Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)” and is an answer single in response to his profanities. With this song, Frankee reached the number one position on the UK Singles Chart in May 2004, and also the Australian ARIA Singles Chart in June 2004.
Her first album, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, received contributions from noted songwriters Makeba and Andre Deyo, with production by The Trackmasters and Grammy winner Rich Harrison.
Frankee has currently left her record label, Marro. She is now working on her second album, and is signed to Big Management. Her first single release from the second album will be “Watch Me”.
Frankee is well known for her provocative lyrics, but also her sex appeal. She was named one of the hottest women in the world by Maxim, and appeared in their magazine in the July 2006 issue. Frankee has also had covers and spreads in several magazines including: FHM, Men’s Edge, OK! Magazine, and Cosmo Girl.
Jessica Simpson was spotted at a pharmacy in LA looking like she just wandered in off the street. You can’t always look your best all the time, but you should never look like this. I’ve seen homeless people who looked more put together. Hell, I’ve seen piles of garbage that looked more presentable. And I have no idea why, but 
