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Shotgun!

June 4, 2007 · Leave a Comment


Shotgun!

Poor Brandy. Last week she filed a lawsuit against another driver involved in her December crash, accusing Mallory Ham of causing the accident, and also denied the allegations in the latter’s lawsuit.

As if having a lame like Ray J as a brother wasn’t bad enough.

B-Rocka was sighted over the weekend leaving club Aria with two of her homeslices. I hope they didn’t cap off their evening out with stopping by a bible study meeting and acting a fool. It’s happened before.

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Lindsay’s mom wants to screw up her other kids on TV

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While her daughter Lindsay is battling demons and possible drug and alcohol addiction in rehab in LA, Dina Lohan is in talks to do a reality show with the E! network. Tentatively titled “Mom-ager,” the show would follow Lohan as she tries to turn her two youngest children, 14-year-old Ali and 11-year-old Cody into stars. “Can you believe that?” says an insider. “She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a ’star’ and living vicariously through her – and now she’s going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn’t get to have.” Mama Lohan is rumored to have been on the hunt for a TV job for more than a year, and recently appeared as an Entertainment Tonight correspondent at Lindsay’s Georgia Rule premiere.

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Who Ever Heard of Mr. Nobody?

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Well FilmIck did, that’s who; and their post on it is the first I’ve heard of the film Mr. Nobody, which will star Jared Leto and (yay!) Sarah Polley, and will be directed by Jaco van Dormael, the Belgian director of Toto the Hero (confession: not seen Toto, nor any of his films for that matter). What the movie’s about, via FilmIck (who had the exquisite grace to translate the original French article from here):
“The present day, more or less. Nemo (Jared Leto) is 35, an ordinary man, married to Elise (Sarah Polley). with three children. But life’s tuming strange : billboards flash messages addressed only to him; he passes strangers with his face on the streets; behind the fa ade of a half-constructed building, he sees helicopters lifting enormous blocks of the ocean…

Nemo wakes to find himself trapped in his car, drowning. He wakes and is shot by an unknown assassin. He wakes again… by a swimmmg pool in the grounds of an opulent mansion. With a new wife and new children.”

Sounds right up my whimsical-SciFi-loving alley. And looks interesting, too; here are a couple stills of the film’s production art, from that French article (more there):


As much as I try and divorce myself from my one-time Jared Leto obsession, I keep finding myself following what he’s up to… and now he’s practically begging, dragging my love for Sarah Polley into it. So yes, I shall pay attention to your new movie, Jared; you can stop exploiting my weaknesses now. All it’ll take to fully win back my good graces is a hotel room, you and Jake Gyllenhaal, and seventeen hours – ya up for it?
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Sophia Loren nip slips (NSFW)

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The title is not a typo. Sophia Loren showed double nip slips at the Italian Australian Film Festival opening premiere of Anita on Saturday. It must have been a deliberate attention-seeking ploy by the 72 year-old Italian sex symbol, and it worked because we normally wouldn’t be talking about her. She looks pretty damn good, and considering how she looked in her prime, her assets are all natural. It’s possible she didn’t realize how low her dress was before she went out, as she was seen holding her arm across her chest. Still, it’s hard to believe she couldn’t have borrowed a scarf or made a last-minute adjustment.

On Sunday night Loren was the host at a charity dinner to raise money for pediatric burn research. The Day of Difference Foundation was set up by the parents of 6 year-old Sophie Delezio, who suffered serious burns and injuries from two car accidents. Plates went for $800 a head, and an eight-course meal was served. Loren surely dressed more conservatively for that occasion.

Thanks to WENN for these photos and INFDaily for the watermarked photo. Loren is also shown in some older pinup photos. ONTD alerted me to these pics.

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Denise Richards & girls

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Denise Richards in Malibu, CA. with her two daughters, Sam, 3, and Lola Rose, 2.

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Live Blogging Paris Hilton From Jail

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-I hear she’s coming in. The ladies are all a flutter. Carol’s even got a sharpie from the outside to get an autograph. Or maybe she’s going to stab her with it.

- Photographers are everywhere. Good thing I got that new tattoo.

- FYI, lunch today is beef burgundy with cheese sauce and tater-tots. Special treatment already.

- Roz is pacing again. Paris must be close.

- Here she comes. I wonder who’s gonna’ be her bunkmate. I hope it’s Nadine. Paris will get lost in there if you get my drift.

- OMG! I see Guliana DiPandi from the window! And Mary Hart! They are definitely going on my ’stalk-list’ once I get out. FOXXXXY!

- I see her! Taller than I thought! Great hair. Full make up. A bit shiny. I’ll have to tell her that Roz can get her some blotting papers for a price.

- She’s coming this way.

- OMG! They put her in with Roz! Paris is crying. Roz just cracked her knuckles. oh this is good drama.

- The guard just gave her clean sheets? She gets NEW sheets?? That is unfair.

-Oh wait, never mind. Roz just took the sheets and made a KKK outfit out of them. Now she’s making Paris put it on.

- Jesus Christ she smells like that perfume you get free when you buy a Cabbage Patch Kid.

- Oh no, Roz is making her recite B’rer Rabbit. Somethin’ about a Tar baby.

- OMG I’m so embarrassed. i just yelled “Hi Paris!” and she smiled and waved at me. OMG! And of course I look fat today, too.

- Oh no. Nadine just threw a tampon into Paris’ cell. Now Paris is crying again. And Roz is telling nadine she’s gonna cut her for steppin’ to her bitch. I hope Starvos doesn’t get made that paris is already dating again.

- Lunch time! I’ll be back.

-Ok I’m back. She didn’t eat ANYTHING. And it was beef burgundy!?!? Man, if beef burgundy don’t impress you I don’t know what will. She probably gets taken out to the Olive Garden every night.

- Roz just killed Nadine.

- Paris is still crying. God she’s a wimp. Somebody just got stabbed, okay. Get OVER it. Man, rich people totally don’t know how to deal with life.

- SHOWERTIME!!!! I’ll be back.

- Ok. I’m back. Well, THAT was not pretty. Looked like fifteen Hostess cupcakes fighting for a french fry.

- Lights out. She’s crying again. JESUS.

-She stopped now. And now Roz is moaning. Oh lord. This is horrible. Roz is totally going to get an STD.
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Keira Knightley and boyfriend at farmer s market in London

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MTV Awards rundown

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There was the whol hullabaloo about Paris going to the awards and then trotting off to jail…

My more pertinent question is: Can getting bashed up in jail fix the damn wonk?

The why-is-she-looking-so-much-better-these-days? Cameron Diaz

My new favourite, mildly greasy LA Barbie, Posh Spice.

Rhianna, the Bratz doll

What happens when you go for the Bratz look and you DON’T look like Rhianna

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Someone-got-a-surgery-top-up Fergie

and of course, the mess that is Amy Winehouse.

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No Charges For Hugh Grant In Paparazzi Clash

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Hugh Grant Has Been Arrested Hugh Grant will not be charged over claims he threw a container of baked beans at a photographer and kicked him. The 46 year old movie star was arrested by police and bailed after allegedly attacking paparazzo Ian Whittaker, who was taking his picture outside the star s west London home in April (07). A Crown Prosecution Service spokeswoman says: “We have advised the police that there is insufficient evidence to charge Hugh Grant with any offence in relation to an allegation that he kicked a photographer. This is because there were clear discrepancies between the accounts of independent witnesses and those of the photographers involved. In relation to a second allegation involving a take away food container, the CPS decided that a prosecution would not be in the public interest.” She added that the decision not to prosecute was down to “the minimal nature of the alleged assault and the lack of pre-meditation on the part of Mr Grant”.

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Getting to Know YOU

June 4, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I always seem to get questions emailed to me wanting to know more about me and my life, etc. I try to answer as many of your emails as I can, but spending your days hunting the streets of NYC for the Olsen skanks his basically a full-time job. So now I’m turning the tables with a new little segment called, “Getting to Know YOU.” Notice how the “you” is in all caps? Yeah, that’s how I roll. So what is “Getting to Know You” you ask? Good question. Through the magic of websites I can tell how every visitor has arrived to my site. While most visitors are just typing ImBringingBloggingBack into their browser, many arrive from other websites and then there is my most favorite visitor; the visitor who arrives to IBBB via a search engine (Google, Yahoo!, etc). So what words are they typing in to randomly arrive here? Well let’s take a look. Oh, please note these are legit things that people have typed in over the past month to get here. No joke, yet it is funny:

  • Natasha mail order bride, America’s Next Top Model
  • Have Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s boobs gotten bigger?
  • Celebrity Cameltoe
  • Lindsay Lohan farts
  • How to catch hepatitis
  • I love Misty 120’s
  • Is Fergie white?
  • Cathy Santone
  • Carpet match the drapes
  • Oprah wears a chain belt
  • Cami’s boobs
  • What does Judge Judy think of Rosie O’Donnell
  • The hell with it, get divorced
  • Tractor suspenders
  • Inflatable pelican
  • Bozo hula hoop
  • Excuses for a black eye
  • Charo as a frog
  • Wearing a hat at a AA meeting

….and finally, my personal favorite for the week:

  • Is it good to vomit?

Wow there are some sick people out there, me being one of them. Don’t believe me about any of the above? Search Google and see for yourself. Brilliant. Sick bastards.

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