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Looks like everything about Heidi Montag is fake!

It’s not altogether shocking, as recent cutesy pictures of the two of them hardly look natural, but a new report verifies that the pics of Montag and her “fiance” Spencer Pratt - as well as their engagement - are contrived.

Moreover, the couple is profiting handsomely. Which is ironic, in a way, as it’s the only thing handsome about them. That Spencer Pratt is one ugly son of a …

Anyway. In a case of one celebrity gossip source spying on another, audio and video evidence has surfaced of the set up The Hills couple is doing to make themselves household names.

They won t be walking down the aisle,” says an insider. “But they will go through the motions of planning a wedding, then have a big break-up that will get lots of press. All caught on camera by photographers, of course.

Wow. And we thought Heidi ditching Lauren Conrad as a friend, then clinging back on to her when the cameras started to roll again was shameless.

Follow this link for the full story of the supposedly fabricated engagement and more pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt …

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Fergie and her sexy boyfriend Josh Duhamel around town…

While Paris Hilton was sneaking into prison in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Monday morning, her younger brother, Barron, was getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station.

Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be 18, had shown up earlier at Stereo on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club,” said an eyewitness.

“They were waiting outside Stereo. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.

“An hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group, and they all got out. One had a knife and was trying to get money out of the kids.

“One guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife. The attackers didn’t get any money,” said the witness.

“Eventually Barron and his friends all piled into a cab.” The insider added that the guards recognized Barron because “he tries to get into Stereo all the time.”

Meanwhile, Paris is counting down the days until she gets out of jail - and is rumored to have already agreed to give her first post-prison exclusive interview to Barbara Walters and “20/20.”

Though Hilton’s rep would make no comment, the reality-show star has a knack for turning embarrassing episodes in her life into gold mines of publicity.

Post Media Ink columnist Keith J. Kelly reports today on Page 34 that publishers are hankering for a “Paris prison tell-all.” Maybe the heiress is keeping another, more salacious diary?

Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, said he could not confirm details of Barron’s mugging, but noted, “If there is any substance to the story, I am glad nobody was hurt.”

In regards to her rumored deal with Walters, ABC rep Jeffrey Schneider said, “We have no commitment for an interview.” In addition to Barron, Paris has an even younger brother, Conrad.

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Top Ten Rejected Opening Lines from Jason’s Novel

10. “Princess Leia signaled her desire by reclining near the Orgasmatron; ‘Help me, Jason Rohrblogger,’ she murmured, ‘you’re my only hope.’”

9. “It was the best of blogs, it was the worst of blogs.”

8. “Rigor mortis hadn’t set in yet, like Viagra taking hold of an ancient wilted magnolia, but that was sure to change before prom was over in six hours.”

7. “It was a time for heroes: when boys became men and men became women.”

6. “Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’, but we were stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”

5. “Call me Oatmeal.”

4. “The canopy was thick like Mama Cass. The swamp mud-sucked my boots, while mosquitoes blood-sucked the trigger finger on my M-16A1. Charley was breathing down my neck. It felt like the hot-breath of death after death had been eating anchovies. A nameless gut instinct to survive turned me around. ‘Quit breathing on me, Charley,’ I demanded, ‘and have a mint.’”

3. “I like big butts, and I cannot lie.”

2. “From all your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death!”

And the number one rejected opening line from Jason’s novel…

1. “Show Daddy on the blog where Jason touched you.”

-Jason Rohrblogger
(03/25/06)

And the alternate…

“I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet blog posts that last three days.”

The mystery brunette posing sexily with a knife at Lindsay Lohan’s throat in photos posted yesterday is Vanessa Minnillo, who might have a hard time getting a new job because of the risqu party pictures.

One of the photos from last summer shows Minnillo pulling down Lohan’s tank top. Another shows her with face upturned, eyes closed and lips parted, as if about to kiss the wild child, who is now 20 and in rehab. Minnillo, 26, was host of MTV’s “TRL” and New York correspondent for “Entertainment Tonight,” both Viacom shows, until her contract expired in April. The former date of Derek Jeter and current girlfriend of Nick Lachey did not renew with either show.

Last week, she co-hosted the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City with Mario L pez without incident. But the beauty is gaining a bad rep in the TV industry for her diva-like behavior at work and hard partying outside the studio. While friends of Minnillo insist it was she who decided not to renew the contract with “ET,” insiders say her bosses at CBS Paramount soured on her when she covered the Grammys in February. Minnillo was not assigned to the Academy Awards in March.

When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, “she was extremely high maintenance,” said one source. “She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn’t want to work.

“Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them,” said the source. “She wouldn’t conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job.” Page Six spotted Minnillo at one of the fall fashion shows changing seats for 15 minutes until she was satisfied. She’s been known to bark orders at cocktail waitresses and cause scenes when she goes club hopping at night.

In April, Page Six reported that Minnillo had moved in with Lachey in Los Angeles, where she’s hoping for a movie career. A rep for Minnillo denied any “diva behavior” and told Page Six, “She chose to leave ‘ET’ because her contract ended. This is the first I’ve heard about any bad behavior.”

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