“I’m Tired Of Being What You Want Me To Be…”

I never liked Linkin Park. I always thought there songs were only good in strip clubs for strippers who didn’t dance to Hip-Hop. But then they did that album with Jay-Z, and I loved it. I think Collision Course will be regarded as one of the best Rock/Rap crossover albums of all time.Lead singer Chester Bennington of Californian Nu Metal band Linkin Park performs during a concert at the Hallenstadion in Zurich, Switzerland, today.

Quentin Tarantino Is A Letdown

Alright, I want an open discussion on this. I’ve been slamming Quentin ever since he showed up looking like a complete dork at the Scorsese seminar. The last good thing he did for me, is Jackie Brown. After Jackie Brown, everything sucks. The dude needs to let go of this love of Japanese cinema, that’s not what he does best.
I don’t even care if he directs anymore, just write a great script like True Romance, or Natural Born Killers and let some other dude direct.

And for God’s sake, not one wants to see him act anymore either. Here’s the caption for these photos:

U.S. film director and actor Quentin Tarantino gives a thumbs-up sign at a press conference in Tokyo Monday, June 11, 2007 to announce the upcoming Japanese film “A Sukiaki Western: Django.” Tarantino plays two roles in the film which is a so-called macaroni-western set in Japan, starring Japanese actors speaking in English, and meant for a Japanese audience.

Isaiah Washington’s Grey’s Anatomy Lawsuit

When Isaiah Washington was fired from “Grey’s Anatomy” he issued a statement saying “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore,” and he’s proving it.

Isaiah’s spokesman, Howard Bragman, said Isaiah doesn’t know why he wasn’t fired right after the “F-word” incident.”

Howie said, “why didn’t they fire him when [the incident] happened? Why did they say, ‘Here’s what you need to do if you want to come back ‘ and then, when he did everything that was asked of him, he still gets fired. Why do you treat somebody like that?

“If you made a mistake, you acknowledged the mistake, you went into counseling, you met with the groups, you did the PSA, you did everything that was asked of you, and then they still kick you in the gut? How would you feel?”

Howie said they’re going to have more talks with ABC and they’re not ruling out a possible lawsuit.

The gay mafia was behind this! I’ve heard about the gay mafia, ’bout how they make hot straight men give them oral during auditions so they can get roles. Now I know they exist! Fierce?!

But seriously, a POTP reader gave me her thoughts on Isaiah’s firing and I thought I’d share ‘em. She said that Grey’s creator Shonda Rhimes wanted to keep Isaiah but T.R. Knight said ‘It’s him or me!’ Notice how shortly after T.R. got his new contract deal, Isaiah was let go?! Hmmm…

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Gwen Stefani loves makeup

Gwen Stefani loves makeup and she doesn’t care what people think about it. She said when she was a child she preferred to play with makeup to toys and she played for hours. She loved experimenting with cosmetics. Well, we know that, She always wears makeup… and sometimes too much. She also said she tries never goes out without make up, maybe she feels naked…

Everyone has criticised me for wearing too much make-up but I’ve also made a career out of it!

D’oh! Nuts

Professor Henry Jones
tells the world

that there’s no time for love
or for the 4th adventures of Dr Jones

Justine Henin-Hardenne
triumphs at the French Open, again

and prevents men from goin all thighs wide open
and gettin a Henin-Hard-on, again

Rags To Riches doesn’t make me rich
at my first ever trip to Belmont

but it helps to soothe the pain that is the
Rags To Riches cancellation

LA’s Pinkberry yogurt blows

almos as much as LA itself!

Cuthbest’s new hairdo

es cuthWURST

My boy Shreddy Mercury
takes 5th prize
at the 2007 US Air Guitar Championships in NYC

although he’s 1st in thighs in mine eyes

fappin to Maggie Gyllenhaal
breast feedin snaps

should be punishable by death… METAL

&

Shirley Temple Beverage Co.’s
Shirley Temple Beverage
which is Shirley Temple approved

makes me want to dig up Roy Rogers
and have his remains
shoot the people who came up
with this pale bottled imitation
of the Bar/Bat Mitzvah mocktail staple

Sienna Miller gets dressed with her eyes closed

Sienna Miller showed up to this year s Isle of Wight festival dressed like some sort of folklore creature. She looks like she should be living under a bridge, jumping out at passersby and threatening to take their first born unless they answer three riddles. Source

Paris Hilton afraid to use the bathroom

There’s all sorts of wild reports coming in about Paris Hilton’s stay in prison. One friend claims the first time she was at the Century Regional Detention Facility “she had to use a sock as a scrunchy because her hair extensions got tangled.” Another report (and I hope to God this is true) claims Paris didn’t eat or drink for three days because she was afraid a prison guard might take her picture while she was on the toilet. A source tells the NY Daily News:

“She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet,” a Hilton insider said yesterday. “She didn’t eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn’t want to use the toilet. She was in real danger. She cried the entire time, and that wasn’t helping the dehydration.”

And this, my friends, is the woman who’s tired of pretending to be dumb. I can’t even imagine what’s going on in that brain of hers. If you x-rayed her head you’d see a kitten pawing at a ball of yarn. She’s like a child. By the time she’s released she’s going to be caught trying to dig her way out with a spoon.

Paris Hilton Gets Serious

What Paris Hilton has to say about herself:

“I used to act dumb,” she told Walters in the exclusive phone conversation. “That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.”

Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home.

“I was not eating or sleeping,” she said. “I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. … It was a horrible experience.”

Lindsay Lohan makes Pete Doherty look like Jesus

In one of the most ridiculous accounts I’ve ever read, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-bodyguard, Lee Weaver, reveals he quit being Lohan’s bodyguard because she was too out of control. He tells the News of the World that Lohan:

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off. SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge. SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”. ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

I don’t doubt that Lindsay Lohan is out of control, but this is insane. And by insane I mean 100% totally true. Although he left out the time she got into a fist fight with a homeless person and then ate his brains raw.

Reason #565538388 to Hate Los Angeles

This Craigslist posting pretty much sums it up:

*** Executive Luxury Gift Buyer ***

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Reply to: SuperbGiftBuyer@aol.com
Date: 2007-06-10, 10:27AM PDT
Position: Executive Gift Buyer (Full-time)

EMPLOYER OBJECTIVE:
To hire an experienced full-time Gift Buyer who is creative, energetic, flexible, a self-starter, able to communicate clearly, identify deadlines and solutions.

LOCATION:
Beverly Hills, California

EMPLOYER/FAMILY DESCRIPTION:
Executive/CEO and wife

QUALIFICATIONS AND CHARACTER SKETCH:
Knowledgeable about all kinds of gifts
Vast knowledge of gift industry
Prior experience in gift buying, and all aspects that entail being a gift buyer
Understand how to research vintage and custom gifts
Understand the importance of relationships with vendors — be polite, courteous, well-spoken, driven, well-dressed and efficient
Have a good car that is safe to drive, safe to transport expensive goods, and representative of employer
Willing to work occasional weekends and late nights when events dictate.
Poised, well-mannered, high-energy team-player.
Flexible and able to accommodate changes in routine and plans.
Extremely confidential, private and discreet.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
Gift Buying
Research, purchase and wrap gifts.
Present a list to Mr. and/or Mrs. of gift ideas and suggestions for each upcoming event: birthday, get-well, baby, wedding, thank-you, just because etc.
Maintain photo library of gifts by recipient and category
Maintain birthday calendar for both employers personal/family and corporate gifts
Maintain calendar of special events and upcoming projects that require gifts
Maintain stock room check for ample stock in all departments, including but not limited to wrapping paper, ribbon, art supplies, packing supplies, generic gift inventory
Maintain inventory book of current stock
Projects/ special gifts as directed by Mr. and Mrs.
Research the wholesale mart downtown to get access to merchandise at cost. This includes going to the gift show twice yearly, and several times during the year

Special Projects
Review 26 magazines monthly for ideas, inspiration, and new information maintain library of back issues. Produce a monthly luxury lifestyle binder for Mr. and Mrs. that keeps them informed of current events, what s hot in wines, cigars, cosmetics, travel, electronics, cars, luggage, clothing, jewelry and accessories
Work with Mr. and Mrs. in small interior design projects
As events arise, temp staff and specialists to be hired to meet the demand.

And the best part:

• Compensation: Salary to $100,000+ (DOE)