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Do you want to know how Victoria maintains her figure slim? Well, Victoria Beckham loves strawberries. According to sources Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham was on a strict diet of strawberries before attending the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards where, if you don’t remember, she was wearing just a pair of large knickers and a corset. Well, everybody knows she is size zero, but Posh wanted to be ultra-mega-super slim in order to go out wearing this outfit by Roberto Cavalli. Wooow… I think she’s a little extreme… She ate only fruits because she thought: OMG! I’m fat!

“Victoria went out for dinner with friends recently. Her entourage sat eating normal meals while she ordered a bowl of strawberries and drank champagne.”

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Besides Cuban sangwiches, betting on Jai-Alai, and all dem hot bitties (in or out of the BK Lounge), I don’t see what the big deal about Miami is. Sure, it’s probably a nice place to be when it’s winter elsewhere, but in the summerthyme, with all dat humidty, it’s less desirable than driving over rumble strips whilst eating chicken strips outside of a strip club on the Gaza Strip. Anywho, despite all the schvitzin’ and kvetchin’, we still enjoyed our tweakend there, celebratin the nuptials of Chillary G and Double T…

Thighs Mistress didn’t approve of
Wolfie Cohen’s Rascal House

and happarently she’s not alone
as this may be its final year of eggsistance

My name is Thigh Master
and like Ted Striker

I have a drinking problem

although she doesn’t know how to do the
African Ant Eater Ritual dance

she does now how to sh%t on Kenneth Wurman’s house
or as Ken sez in the edited for TV version:
‘You HIT on my house!‘

Baby Cooper

is almost as cool as Agent Dale

So it IS true that
that Story is Neverending

or how else do you explain the reappearance of the Nothing?

the sky’s the limit for Evan Almighty

but the box office returns may ground any sequel talk

and the only thing mo scorchin than
the ‘06 Miami Heat squad

is the Reb Lobster that opened for bidness on my chest vagina
oh what, you want something equally as hot, yet totally COOLey?

Actor Ryan Phillippe, 32, and his children Ava Elizabeth, 7 1/2, and Deacon Reese, 3 1/2, were spotted out in Brentwood yesterday.

Photos by Flynet.

Deacon wears Adidas Kids Campus 2 I CF Suede sneakers in black/intense lemon/white ($50).

Meet Jill Coccaro, the adventurous artist who was arrested for walking around topless in New York City on a hot day. Photos below and good for her. She also goes by the name Phoenix Feeley.

Why should men get to go topless, showing off their saggy man-boobs, but women need to cover up their half-nude bodies? Not these days when women have equality, especially in New York City on a hot summer day. The humidity is just un-bare-able, and the court in New York agrees that it was a false arrest.

Jill Coccaro was awarded $29,000 for false arrest by a zealous police officer who just couldn’t bare to walk past her topless body. After loitering far too long, he scooped her into his manly police arms and whisked her off to the station. Bad, bad boy.

Jill is a hippie with needles pierced through her nipples. She has taken place in naked anti-war protests in Central Park. About breasts, she says “I think they’re beautiful, don’t you?”

“It is a man’s right to be topless topfree and nobody stops him…. We’re here, and we’re gonna show that we can be topfree that we can be on our bikes or on our blades and be part of traffic.”

More pictures of Jill Coccaro aka Phoenix Feeley are below.

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Michael Jackson claims acquaintances tried to steal his fortune during his 2005 child molestation trial. The pop star, who admits he was close to financial ruin when disloyal advisors attempted to take advantage of him, has singled out his older brother Randy’s close friend as one of the main culprits. Jackson, who was found not guilty on 10 accounts of child abuse, says he was only saved after Reverend Jesse Jackson and billionaire Ron Burkle advised him. Jackson’s revelations appear in a sworn deposition he gave last July for a federal lawsuit, set to go to trial this week. (TMZ/Hollywood Zombies) He alleges Don Stabler, Randy’s close associate, attempted to get him to sign a deal that would see him lose a large part of his fortune. However, Jackson refused after Burkle warned him not to. In one transcript, obtained by the New York Daily News newspaper, Jackson recalled: “I vehemently told them, ‘No, I am not signing this.’ And I just remember how angry, the intensity of the anger in the room. And so they marched out.” Jackson, whose career has been in freefall since the court case, said his experience has left him wary of the entertainment industry. He said: “It’s full of sharks, charlatans and impostors. Because there’s a lot of money involved, there’s a bunch of schmucks in there.”

Paris Hilton’s medical condition is still being “assessed” in prison. The hotel heiress, who has been transferred to a medical wing at California’s Century Regional Detention Center, in Lynwood, after spending four days in Los Angeles’ hospital jail Twin Towers Correctional Facility, is said to be “stable”. However, Paris’ undisclosed medical condition is still being monitored. Los Angeles County Sheriff spokesperson Steve Whitmore said: “Her assessment is ongoing, but her condition is still stable. “From here, it will be determined by medical staff whether an inmate can be moved back into the original module (cell block) where they were before. I don’t know when that day will be, it’s a day-by-day situation.” Whitmore also announced Paris will still be eligible for early release. He said: “Ms. Hilton has been cooperative since her incarceration. Her good time/work time credit is accruing.” The 26-year-old blonde’s 45-day sentence was cut to 23 for good behaviour before she first entered prison last month. However, her full sentence was reinstated after a judge overruled the decision to release Paris early on medical grounds. Meanwhile, Paris was visited by her sister Nicky, Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg and family friend Julie Araskog, at the weekend. As they left, Nicky was reportedly seen leaving a small, unidentified red package with correction officers. She even made her Dad a Father’s Day card from jail. (People)

Does it even seem plausible to make a movie out of the board game Monopoly, let alone a comedy thriller? Ridley Scott, creator of ‘Gladiator’ is apparently going to attempt to do just that. Scarlett Johansson and Kirsten Dunst are being considered for roles.

The games maker, Hasbro, wants the film to feature “sexy young people,” which they believe will make the teenage generation want to play board games. Scarlett and Kirsten are probably arguing over who gets to be the car. The thimble is definitely not sexy.

Source: News.com.au

I guess the sex tape was not enough for Kim Kardashian. She is now involved in another scandal with Ray J, but this time Whitney Houston is in the mix. The Post Chronicle reports, Kardashian left fiery messages on ex-boyfriend Ray J s voicemail about his new love Whitney Houston. A hacker has apparently gone into Ray J’s voicemail and stolen the messages. Now, everyone will be able to hear them in a new song.

When asked about it, Ray J said poetically,

Then they put a soundtrack to the s***… and now it s going to be Kim dissing Whitney, Kim talking s*** to me about the b****es I ve f***ed.

I know I’m sitting in suspense like everyone else to hear this new ditty. And my money is definitely on Whitney if this thing goes to blows. She could take Kim, Paris, and Lindsay at the same time.

Source: celebrity-gossip.net